What I do in my dreams

Okay now.....this one REALLY needs an explanation, so here it is:
A little while ago, I had a dream where I had to do a list of 10 Reasons Why Human Beings Cannot Live in Crumpets. It was a really serious and formal assignement so I started to write the list in my dream. When I woke up, I wrote it down because I just thought it was kind of a neat thing to dream about and it was such an absurd subject treated with such seriousness. And since it was really clear in my dream, here it is exactly as it was then.

10 Reasons Why Human Beings Cannot Live in Crumpets

1. Human beings are much bigger than crumpets; therefore they could not fit in one.
2. Even if they could, a crumpet is not hollow, so there would be no space for the human being to live in once inside.
3. A crumpet absorbs water; therefore would not make an appropriate shelter against rain or snow.
4. Plumbing could not be installed for the same reason as above.
5. Crumpets have no heating system, so they would not be appropriate for colder climates.
6. Also, if a crumpet is heated continuously, it usually changes its state, so it would probably become dry and easily breakable.
7. Since there are no doors on crumpets, it would be difficult to get in and out of one
8. The circulation inside would also be problematic.
9. Crumpets have no ventilation system, and the small air bubbles would not provide enough air to breathe, so humans would quickly suffocate.
10. Since crumpets are usually regarded to as an edible product, there would be a high risk for the crumpet of being eaten.